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      A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
      The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get off the corner, people.” A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, “Let’s get off that corner…NOW!” Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.
      Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, “Well, how did I do?” “Pretty good,” chuckled the veteran policemen, “especially since this is a bus stop!”
      一名新警察與老警察開著警車第一次出去巡邏。 他們得到命令去疏散一群閑逛的人,于是他們開車去了那條街,看到路口站著一群人。
      新警察對他第一次執行公務的結果很滿意,對老警察說:“我干得怎么樣?”“你做得很好,”老警察笑著說,“尤其是在公共汽車站?!?br /> 關于師生之間的英文笑話
      1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
      Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,”School-Go slow”.
      2、Two Birds 兩只鳥
      Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
      老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
      Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
      Teacher: Please tell us.
      Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
      3、The Fish Net 魚網
      “Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?”
      “你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎,安?” 老師發問道。
      “A lot of little holes tied together with strings.” replied the little girl.
      “把很多小孔用繩索栓在一起就成了魚網了。” 小女孩回答道。
      4、The New Teacher 新老師
      George comes from school on the first of September.
      9月1日, 喬治放學回到家里。
      “George, how did you like your new teacher?” asked his mother.
      “喬治,你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。
      “I didn’t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said.
      “媽媽,我不喜歡,由于她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”
      that two and four were six too…..”
      5、A physics Examination 一次物理考試
      Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates
      were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then
      hear the thunderrolls? Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.