超短的爆笑英語笑話：Is it a boy or a girl
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you’re pretty ugly.
A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem.
“Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?”
The doctor replies:
“The first thing we’re going to do is check your hearing.”
超短的爆笑英語笑話：Pay tax with a smile
A: I hate paying my income tax.
B: You should be a good citizen – why don’t you pay with a smile?
A: I’d like to but they insist on money!
超短的爆笑英語笑話：Take his place
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
“So, what is it?” grumbled the governor.
“Judge Garber has just died,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”
Replied the governor, “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the undertaker.”
One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.
Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.
Hamid: Tell him, I can’t see him. I’m sick.
超短的爆笑英語笑話：Say sorry to aunt
Dad: “Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her.”
Son: (goes over to the aunt) “Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.”
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes, dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.