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      超短的爆笑英語笑話:Is it a boy or a girl
      A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
      B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
      A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
      B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
      超短的爆笑英語笑話:Pretty ugly
      Mary: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?
      Peter: I think you’re pretty ugly.
      超短的爆笑英語笑話:Silent fart
      A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem.
      “Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?”
      The doctor replies:
      “The first thing we’re going to do is check your hearing.”
      超短的爆笑英語笑話:Pay tax with a smile
      A: I hate paying my income tax.
      B: You should be a good citizen – why don’t you pay with a smile?
      A: I’d like to but they insist on money!
      超短的爆笑英語笑話:Take his place
      An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
      “So, what is it?” grumbled the governor.
      “Judge Garber has just died,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”
      Replied the governor, “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the undertaker.”
      超短的爆笑英語笑話:I’m Sick
      One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.
      Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.
      Hamid: Tell him, I can’t see him. I’m sick.
      超短的爆笑英語笑話:Say sorry to aunt
      Dad: “Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her.”
      Son: (goes over to the aunt) “Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.”
      超短的爆笑英語笑話:Undying love
      Girl: Do you love me?
      Boy: Yes, dear.
      Girl: Would you die for me?
      Boy: No, mine is undying love.