A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.”For example,” he said, “when I entered my chambers today，I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left it on my desk in my bedroom.”
在我的口袋里。但隨后我想起來我把它放在我臥室的書桌上了?！?br /> When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him，”Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn’t sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?”
“What?” said the judge, “I didn’t send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do?”
“I gave it to the first man,” said the wife, “he knew exactly where it was.”
“我把手表給了第一個人，”妻子說，“因為他很清楚那表放在什么地方?！?br /> 小學生英語笑話閱讀
Sam and a priest are driving one day and by a freak accident，have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished，but amazingly，neither Sam nor the cleric has a scratch on.
After the crawl out of their cars，Sam sees the priest’s collar and says，”So you’re a priest. I am Sam. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here unhurt. This must be a sign from God!”
Sam is looking at his car and exclaims, “And look at this! Here’s another miracle! My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine did not break. Surely，God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune.”
The priest nods in agreement. Sam hands the bottle to the priest，who drinks half of the bottle and hands the bottle back to Sam. Sam takes the bottle and immediate1y puts the cap on，then hands it back to the priest. The priest，baffled, asks，”Aren’t you having any，Sam?” Sam replies, “Nah…I think I’ll wait for the police.”
神父點頭同意了。山姆把酒交給神父，神父喝了一半然后又把酒還給山姆。他接過酒瓶迅速把瓶蓋蓋上，又把它給了神父。神父不解地問:“難道你不喝嗎?山姆?”山姆回答:“嗯，我想我還是等著警察來吧?！?br /> 小學生英語笑話學習
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small-crowed standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said，”Let’ s get off the corner people.” A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, “Let’s get off that corner…NOW!” Intimidated, the group of people began to leave，casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first officer act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, “Well, how did I do?” “Pretty good,” chuckled the vet, “especially since this is a bus stop.