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      愚人節英語笑話

      愚人節經典英語笑話1.Whyisthepigalwayseating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?答:He’smakingahogofhimself.它想成為一只肉豬。2.What’sthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最長的單詞是什么?答:Smiles.Becausethere’samilebetweentheletter’s’.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。3

      愚人節經典英語笑話
      1.Why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?
      答:He’s making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
      2.What’s the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?
      答:Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the letter ‘s’.微笑。因為兩個字母S中間隔了一里。
      3.What question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?
      答:”What does y-e-s spell?” (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?
      4.Where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?
      答:In the darkness. 在黑暗中
      5. Why are people tired on April Fool’s Day? (愚人節人們為什么疲倦?)
      答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)
      6.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
      答:When it’s raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
      7.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)
      答:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
      8.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
      答:Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
      9.What tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)
      答:Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
      10.When can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網兜裝水?)
      答:When water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)